I don't believe in natural rights

At least, not the American conception of them from John Locke et al. They are inimical to the mediaeval conception of natural rights from Aquinas and I'm not convinced Orthodox are forced to believe Aquinas' conception. So that leaves me without natural rights.

LIbertarianism is a joke.

Sorry to be so explicitly political rather than attempting to skirt anything, but it really had to be said.