The more public musings of Mr. G. Z. T, "A man of mickle name, Renowned much in armes and derring doe."
Tuesday, November 12, 2013
Democracy in America
Sunday, November 10, 2013
Other names that are great.
- Paraskevi/Paraskeva. You can use Evi, Eva, Petka, or Friday if you're adventurous and enjoy multilingual puns (or perhaps just translating the story). Pyatnitsa if very adventurous.
- Speaking of Friday, there's Hildegard. Hildy is a very usable shortening of it.
- Winifred is uncommon, but she was a marvelous saint and "Winnie" works well.
- Barsanuphius and Barry/Barney/Bart has already been discussed.
- Photini. I can't think of a way to make this less "exotic" other than making it more common.
- Benedict is somewhat uncommon, but Ben works as a short version that obscures the relative oddness of the name - obscuring it is probably less necessary these days, as certain high profile actors have the name.
- Theodosius, Theoderic, Theodoret, Theodotos etc can, like "Theodore", be shortened to Ted.
- Theophilos, Theophanes, and Theognostos can be turned into Theo.
- Amphilochios, Theophilos, and other -phil- names can be, of course, "Phil".
- Maximos is a little odd, according to some, but "Max" is not unprecedented. Makarios could also be similarly shortened.
- Hyacinth could be Jack.
- Turbo. No modification.
- Gerasimos, Germanos, and other modifications could be referred to as "Jerry".
- Nikon, Nikephoros, Nikodemos, Nikander, Nikanor, Nikitas (the Goth), or even Nektarios could all be "Nick". Nektarios could also be "Terry".
- Wilfred or Wilibrord could pass as "Will".
- Remigius is already commonly abbreviated as Rémy, and I think that sounds fine, albeit French.
Saturday, November 09, 2013
I don't think Barsanuphius is such a bad name
"Paphnutios", on the other hand, cannot be rescued. It is unfortunate, though, because it is a fantastic name. It was Chebyshev's name, too, by the way.
Chebyshev (or perhaps better transcribed as Chebyshov) was the man who proved that, for any n, there is a prime p such that n < p < 2n. He was also the advisor of Markov.
Anyway! The point remains, the name sounds odd and there's no good way to obscure it with a nickname (unless you want to nickname the kid "antelope").
Sunday, November 03, 2013
When looking for more stuff making fun of libertarians...
It's probably about time I went back to making fun of something other than libertarianism, because I'm running low on content (libertarians just don't have enough ideas to sustain continued mockery). Of course, switching to this entails undertaking the existential risk that I will be tortured for all eternity by a superintelligent AI for not doing everything in my power to bring about superintelligent AI. Still, going this way is tempting. If I could just list every logical fallacy, I would be, like, almost completely rational. On the other hand, though, I like discussing politics and, particularly, making fun of libertarians a lot, and this is literally mental suicide.
I think that's about all, really.
Monday, October 28, 2013
What's the first thing you talk about...
If it's ever something about schismatics, Old Calendarists, or anything like that, please stop doing that. Even if they mention "Old Calendarist" in their initial thing, as the odds are that they don't know what means. Introducing any sort of discussion about "legitimacy" only gives the following impression:
- There is a legitimate and substantial schismatic movement.
- People converting to Orthodoxy have to consider carefully where they will end up.
- People on the old calendar are likely to be Old Calendarist.
- Their friendly local parish might be schismatics they should be careful of.
I only bring this up because I saw on some internet somewhere some guy wondering about what the true Orthodoxy is and how to choose and mentioned an "Old Calendarist" parish nearby. Based on what little he said, it seemed highly likely that the parish was likely to be "Normaldox" on the Old Calendar, not a member of the 1%. Discussing the 1% would not alleviate his existential concern, but rather only add to the distress. And it turned out that, yes, they were indeed Normaldox. So all the discussion of "Old Calendarists" could only serve to do what? Libel a nice local parish and reinforce the false notion of schisms being commmon things you have to look out for.