Helpful Things to Know

• If all you eat is rabbit, you will starve to death.
• Denial: not a river in Egypt.
• Alcohol-based hand sanitizers, not antibacterial soaps. For most purposes, regular soap is fine. It's not surgery.
• When drinking soju, as when drinking port, one does not fill one's own glass.
• White on the right, queen on her color.
• When buying sweet corn out of some guy's pickup, don't peel back the husk to inspect. You don't peel an orange at the grocer's, after all.
• Don't sniff the cork, but look at it to see if it matches the bottle if you really don't trust them. The only reason to send back a wine at this point is if it [the wine] tastes/smells like wet cardboard.
• Old silver may not have a fish knife, they'll instead have a set of two forks. Don't be afraid.

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