Happy Birthday, Universe!

It's the 7522nd birthday of the Universe (okay, using the New Calendar is a little odd for this, but I didn't want to wait 13 days). Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain, any appearance of older age is a liberal conspiracy, rapid degradation brought about by the Fall, and flood damage. Because our faith demands easy answers, a crucifixion of the mind, and Great Faith.

The people with easy answers are either Job's comforters or strapped to a bomb.