NO SHAVE NOVEMBER

I shaved off my beard because I am too wicked to deserve a beard, but this post serves as a reminder about NO SHAVE NOVEMBER, which I will participate in.

too wicked for my beard

The beard has returned (to rave reviews), but I really think it should be shaved (in shame, of course), because I am too wicked to deserve a beard (or a Blog). A compromise: I shall shave and then let it grow out again and VOW TO ALWAYS LIVE WORTHY OF THE BEARD. I hope, Dear Reader, we can live like this.

In case you're wondering...

...I'm too wicked to have a blog.

Birthday

Looking back, I only seem more wicked as the heavens complete each cycle around the earth.

etiquette

Q: Why do you dress up when you go to the opera?
A: Because I'm not an ass.

This is, surprisingly, the answer to a lot of etiquette questions. Or, at least, "Because I want to at least pretend I'm not an ass."

ATTN: BREWING INFIDELS

Please to not be putting "a subtle hint of orange and coriander" in your beers. Just say no to orange and coriander.