- The need for bishops, priests, and deacons.
- They have nice port.
- Their bishops are nice fellows, but they never remember to pass the port.
FOOTNOTE: Dr. Johnson says of claret: "Poor stuff! No, Sir, claret is the liquor for boys; port, for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy. In the first place, brandy is most grateful to the palate; and then brandy will do soonest for a man what drinking can do for him. There are, indeed, few who are able to drink brandy. That is a power rather to be wished for than attained."