Thursday, January 01, 2009

Resolution

I don't typically do new year's resolutions, but I figured I would make a couple and share them.

1. I will not crush my enemies in 2009.
2. Battle cosmic evil.
3. Seek justice.
4. I suppose I should acquire at least 10 more pounds.
5. Get out of this crummy job into a real one.
6. Eat more offal and pack my lunch more often.

I suppose a couple of these are counter-intuitive or obscure. Trust me, though. I'm a trained professional